okay, this is hilarious. two of my favorite people are friends! haha. while i was busy eating turkey on thanksgiving weekend britney was busy hanging out with paris and showing off her cooter. last night on the vh1 (which apparently stands for video hits 1, nice little trivia fact) big in 06 awards dane cook parodied the gina flash while accepting an award. lindsey lohan was supposedly hanging out with these two but it was all a SHAM. it was also rumored that at britney's 25 birthday she would be staging a marriage to ol' paris. i didn't see the pictures of it happening but i think i had a dream about it which makes it even better.

so to go along with my deep-seated hatred for the saginaw spirit and the corruption of saginaw i would like to pose a question. what the fuck ever happened to that girl? why aren't charges being pressed? i would for sure keep up with whatever is going on if i get to see any spirit players go down, but there has been NO news coverage of it. allegedly (thank you kathy griffin for allowing me to not be accountable for anything i say) it was a fifteen year old girl. hence my little picture. theories are that the family was paid off to keep their mouths shut. shame on you news media!
yes they have been getting a lot of action... from minors.
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my phone service runs up in january and i am still undecided on what type of phone i want. i saw a white chocolate when i went to best buy and was mesmerized. it's sexy and would match my ilife perfectly. but what would match my ilife better? the iphone! it's supposed to be amazing but there were patents released that didn't impress me too much. and plus, i have an ipod anyway, i don't need another one that can make calls. i guess there are supposed to be two versions released with different memory sizes - 4 gig and 8 gig. i have also become obsessed with blackberries but their plans are whack. i will probably just end up with the sidekick 3.

so my mom is getting divorced again. it will be final next monday. she wants to get a new cat, and i am gunning for one of these suckers. they are just so ugly. i love them.